Seven Things You Never Thought You’d Say…

Parents have to say the weirdest stuff sometimes. Here’s a list of 7 things that I have said that I never thought I’d say. Sometimes, more than once.

1. Please don’t use the Unforgivable Curses on your sister.

2. No, you were not named after Luke Skywalker.

3. Yes, tsunamis are real. No, you can’t go stand on the beach and wait for one.

4. Please get that* out of your nose.

5. The cat is not a pony.

6. You can be whatever you want to be when you grow up. Wait…did you say Darth Vader?

7. I know you don’t want to go to the grocery store with me, but age 4 is not old enough to stay home alone. No, Jesus cannot babysit you.

*could be a plethora of objects

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